By now dear readers you know that if there is anything inappropriate or outlandish to talk about – you can always count on me to blog about it.
Yesterday I had the rare opportunity to slip out of the office and indulge in a little yoga. The sporadic times that I can actually take a lunch break are cherished; the times that I can do yoga are pure ecstasy.
My gym - yogis take their classes seriously. Our classes are intense, challenging, and sweaty. I rarely if ever look around the room unless I am unsure about a position–until yesterday. We were in the middle of down dog when I happened to look through my legs and saw an older gentlemen right behind me. He looked to be in his early 50’s, full head of gray hair, a small belly, and a slight bulge in his shorts –HELLO! We moved into another position and I had to spy back and see what was going on in this guys pants. I looked again and sure enough he appeared to have a rather large protrusion in front of his pants. I know some of you maybe asking why are you looking there? Listen, dear readers, I’m petite and sometimes I don’t mean to look, but sometimes I am just eye level. I didn’t want to seem obvious and I wondered if anyone else noticed –I kept thinking maybe he just tucked his shirt into shorts-snuck another peek, nope! My mind started racing – maybe he has large balls –like massive ones-another peek – no. As I became more aware of the room I noticed the instructor was making adjustments to everyone, but him. Hmm – next round of sun salutations, so I think to myself, okay the next opportunity take a real hard look, and so I did. My conclusion this man had a big ole’ hard on. Did he take Viagra and thought a yoga class would help? I wanted to tell him, “Buddy you really need to do something about that – like go to the bathroom and release yourself.” Who goes to a yoga class with a hard on? It’s got to be incredible uncomfortable, right? I was telling one of my co-workers my story and he turns to me in complete seriousness, “Is that a normal side effect of yoga?” I bust out laughing. Men, you keep surprising me with your endless shamelessness.
Till next time dear reader,
L
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Hilarious post! As a yoga teacher I have witnessed a few strange things myself that made me wonder what was going on…lol!
Thank you so much for stopping by and reading my blog. Just when you think you have seen everything -something else happens that shocks me. L
I will bookmark your blog and have my kids check up here frequently. I’m very certain they will understand lots of new stuff here than anybody else.